Breaking News:
The little guy with the sticking up flat top haircut in the medium green leisure suit has kicked the proverbial bucket, breathed his last breath, croaked, succumbed to life as we know it, passed, gone to have lunch with his maker, slipped the pearly bonds of dictatorship, ripped his last one, guzzled his last glass, popped his last cork, blasted his last spitball, had his last Happy Meal, fixed his last flat, made his last deposit and filled his last cavity.

But don’t weep, his kid, the next dictator of N. Korean birth will take his place and all is well. “Let’s party!?”

Kim Jong-Il

Awww… Isn’t he cute? Sleep tight little one and please tell your family that we won’t shed a tear, send a card, no flowers and surely not a big parade. Sorry, but light green leisure suits went out in the late sixties.

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  1. The Santafean

    May Kim rest in peace. As long as he was alive we knew where he stood-sort of. I think we need to worry about his 27 year-old body double with the jughead hair cut–no offense to our brave Marines. Kim Jr. has no experience, probably shouldn’t hold the power he has inherited, and may easily be influenced to make a bad decision while under the spell of one of those cute North Korean women who cried for his dad.

    Dec 30, 2011 at 2:23 pm
  2. Man Cave Master

    Looks like OH s–t now what do I do?

    Dec 19, 2011 at 4:36 pm
    • The Nite Ranter

      @ Man Cave Master:
      Thanks for the comment…but what did Kim Jong Il ever do anyway other than control a bunch of deranged little dressed alike hand clappers pretending to be a society when everyone knows they are a sick bunch who are content and continue to live a life predisposed to some militarily controlled regime with a crazy man as their top gun!….Literally!

      TNR 🙂

      Dec 19, 2011 at 7:44 pm
  3. LindaLouTaboo

    Hey there Ranter:

    The little jerk is out of our world and we must wait to see how the kid deals with his new state in the world. Not a lot will change in my opinion.
    I really enjoyed your many ways of saying the creep had died. When something world shattering happens I always check your site first…I have yet to be disappointed.


    Dec 19, 2011 at 12:15 am
    • The Nite Ranter


      You got it dead on the head…girl.

      TNR 🙂

      Dec 19, 2011 at 9:34 pm
  4. The Nite Ranter

    Hey Kim…Who gets your dark Elvis style sun glasses?

    Dec 18, 2011 at 11:29 pm