This warning also goes out to that worthless burr head, Jersey Shore, dumber than dumb scumbag with an ego bigger than George W. Bush… and that’s huge… yeah, you dumbo if you can read… “The Situation.”

You’ve got a real situation coming your way. It’s called a Hurricane. Ever heard of one? The reason that I ask — knowing the total combined intellect of all the idiots who are making a fortune from this dimwit show — I question your ability to correctly even spell Hurricane.

Snooki and The Situation

If you even know of any of this information, here is a satellite view of the new girl coming to blow the snot out of your ugly and worthless nose… enjoy. But you’re probably drunk and stumbling around as usual and won’t even know any of this until you try to get to your bank to make a deposit in about 6 feet of water.

hurricane irene

I sincerely hope you enjoy meeting Irene. I really can’t imagine any other girl that I would want you and your Jersey Shore screw-ups to have a super whirlwind weekend with!

Party on girls! You too, Situation.

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  1. LindaLouTaboo

    Ranter:

    The Jersey Shore idiots as well as the Kardashians should all be low away…they are a sad view of our Nation’s problems.

    I want to puke when I think how hard Americans work at building up there families and our country and these jerks “ARE” because…they just “ARE”.
    This is a sick look at what we as a Nation are becoming.

    I’m not going to be a part of their cramp!

    Sep 8, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    • The Nite Ranter

      The Nite Ranter could not agree more with your comment…LLT.

      Hopefully, we as a country will pull ourselves out of the mire that we seem to be consumed in… including the programming on our TV sets as you mentioned… along with “Springer”, “Maury” and other uncouth programing.

      The Nite Ranter is NOT a pious Mother Teresa type but crap is crap and I will not support that kind of Network programing and worthless material.

      TNR :=)

      Sep 8, 2011 at 10:55 pm